February 2012
if i had a dollar for every time i’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than i do towards people i know in real life, i would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help i obviously need.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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